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Whachya talkin bout , Willis!?!!!!
Yew want mah tah do WHAAAT?!
What mom?! I swear I didn’t do it!
Wut? I haz 2 put on fairy wingz for Halloween???
I am the mighty Sheba, summed by the Ouija blanket I sit upon. Now do my bidding and bring me tuna.
What do you mean, we’re out of wet food?
“That’s right….look into my eyes……not around the eyes….into the eyes…snap your under ……”
EFFY I told you not to put my picture on Facebook again!
One must always accessorize…right mom ?
Umm , maybe I did a wrong quick look cute.
Who me?
**farrrrt** Was that you? 😳
Why you snuggle hairless monkey instead of me?
MOM I CAN HAS SUM DUCKZ 2 WRANGLE PLZ?
“Whoever blinks first..loses!”
Where’s Sookie? Who’s Sookie?
Who?!? M3?!? Never!
Esqueeze me?!
Ouija boards! Persian rugs! Black cats! Is this a séance? Is it Hallowe’en yet!
Lmao, I get this look every so often from one of my 4 nutballs. “That smell? It wasn’t me!!!! There’s my caption. That is the exact look I get when one of them passes a SBD, and I ask them ewww, was that you? Hehehe!
“You’re telling me that in Egypt I’m a God ?!?!”
… and then your (Insert kid/boyfriend/mother/douche bag) said WHAT?!?
All signs point to… yes!
What do you mean? YOU smelt it, so YOU dealt it!!
Saaaaay Whaaaaaaat????????
“Did you say Fish for Dinner?”
Tell that dog that I’m your favorite!
“Crikey! I landed in Paradise!”
“She calls me Sybil. My name is Princess Philomena Le Miaow-Miaow… Oh, that I could speak People and tell her this!”
I just washed my what?!
You have catnip and you have not shared it yet………
Who, ME????
“The Vet says she’s going to put that thermometer WHERE?”
[I know this is what she’s thinking because my cat had EXACTLY the same expression at the vet’s on Monday under exactly those circumstances! LOL!]
“Whatz you mean I’m adopted?!?”
OMG … what is she doing now!
“You aren’t gonna spray that in here are you?” (Workable fixative)
“Cattails and pussy willows! I think the spirits iz tryin to move me, hooman.”
Now what did I do?